Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The original quote, with slang

First Peasant: Who's that there?

Second Peasant: I don't know... Must be a king.

First Peasant: Why?

Second Peasant: He hasn't got shit all over him.

What does it mean?

First Peasant: Who's that there?

Second Peasant: I don't know... Must be a king.

First Peasant: Why?

Second Peasant: He isn't covered with feces.

The original quote, with slang

Black Knight: None shall pass.

Arthur: What?

Black Knight: None shall pass.

Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.

Black Knight: Then you shall die.

Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!

Black Knight: I move for no man.

Arthur: So be it!

Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's left arm.

Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.

Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!

Black Knight: No, it isn't.

Arthur: Well, what's that then?

Black Knight: I've had worse.

Arthur: You liar!

Black Knight: Come on you pansy!

Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's right arm.

Arthur: Victory is mine! We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy...

What does it mean?

Black Knight: No one can pass me.

Arthur: What?

Black Knight: No one can pass me.

Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.

Black Knight: Then you will die.

Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to let me past!

Black Knight: I move for no man.

Arthur: So be it!

Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's left arm.

Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

Black Knight: It's only a scratch.

Arthur: A scratch? Your arm is off!

Black Knight: No, it isn't.

Arthur: Well, what's that then?

Black Knight: I've had worse.

Arthur: You liar!

Black Knight: Come on you homosexual (derogatory)!

Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's right arm.

Arthur: I win! We thank you Lord, that in your mercy...

The original quote, with slang

Black Knight: Come on then.

Arthur: What?

Black Knight: Have at you!

Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.

Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?

Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.

Black Knight: Yes I have.

Arthur: Look!

Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.

Arthur: Look, stop that.

Black Knight: Chicken! Chicken!

Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!

Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's leg.

Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!

Arthur: You'll what?

Black Knight: Come 'ere!

Arthur: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

Black Knight: I'm invincible!

Arthur: You're a loony.

Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.

Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's other leg.

Black Knight: All right; we'll call it a draw.

Arthur: Come, Patsy.

Black Knight: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

What does it mean?

Black Knight: Continue.

Arthur: What?

Black Knight: Let's fight!

Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but I won.

Black Knight: Oh, had enough, have you?

Arthur: Look, you stupid offensive man, you've got no arms left.

Black Knight: Yes I have.

Arthur: Look!

Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.

Arthur: Look, stop that.

Black Knight: Coward! Coward!

Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!

Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's leg.

Black Knight: Right, I'll do something bad to you for that!

Arthur: You'll what?

Black Knight: Come here!

Arthur: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

Black Knight: I can't be beaten!

Arthur: You're a crazy person.

Black Knight: The Black Knight always wins! Let's fight! Come on then.

Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's other leg.

Black Knight: All right; we'll say the fight was equal.

Arthur: Come, Patsy. (to his servant)

Black Knight: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You cowardly offensive man! Come back here and take what you deserve to get. I'll bite your legs off!

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