Collipark, hannnh
Chea! Yo!
Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones Jones!
hannnh...
Holla atchu boy baby, you killed it on this one man, uhuh
Chea!
We got Ying Yang Twins and Mike Jones in the house tonight! Yo yo.
(all these pieces)
Collipark and Swishahouse in this bitch,
check it out, yo yo,

Mr. Collipark!
Yes! Pay attention!!
Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones!
Oh...
I'm calling to you baby boy, you did a terrific job on this one man, yes
Yes!
We have the Ying Yang Twins and Mike Jones in the house tonight! Pay attention.
(all these pieces)
Producer Mr. Collipark and Mike Jones of the famous Houston Swishahouse record label are here,
Listen to this!

CHORUS
I am looking for an attractive girl of the best quality
who has a cute face, a slim waist and large buttocks
I need an attractive girl of the best quality
who has a cute face, slim waist and large buttocks
If you want this money then you have to be a
Super sexy and exciting woman
Shake your buttocks to get some money if you are a
Super sexy and exciting woman
When you dance, drop your buttocks close down to the floor if you are a
Super sexy and exciting woman
Oh, she is not a prostitute, she is just a
Super sexy and exciting woman

I'm in the club, lookin' for a
Badd bitch
In the parking lot, lookin' for a
Badd bitch
Everywhere I go I'm trying to find that
Badd bitch
You know me I gotta keep me a
Badd bitch

I'm in the club, looking for a
Super sexy and exciting woman
I'm in the parking lot, looking for a
Super sexy and exciting woman
Everywhere I go I'm trying to find that
Super sexy and exciting woman
You know me--I have to keep a
Super sexy and exciting woman for myself

Freak in the mornin', freak in the evenin'
I'm looking for a freak when I'm done block bleedin'
Now take me to a house, tease me, then please me
And tell all her friends how the dick made her sleepy,
And believe me, when I'm up in there I'm beatin' it,
Givin' ya that Mike Jones treatment
I could tell by the way she walk that she got it
Body so delit, you can tell when she drop it
I either gonna hit her I'ma beat ass tight
I've seen her walk by me, damn near passed out
Then crept up behind her, tell her it was time to
Let a playa like me get in that vagina

CHORUS

I enjoy wild sex acts in the morning and the evening
And I'm looking for a woman who will perform such acts with me when I'm finished selling all my drugs
Now she will take me to a house, she will tease me, then please me
And tell all her friends how all my penis made her sleepy
And believe me, I am great at sex
Giving you that Mike Jones treatment
I could tell by the way she walks that she has got sex appeal
Her body is so delicious, it's obvious when she dances
I am either going to have vaginal sex with her or I will have anal sex with her
When I saw her walk by me, I nearly fainted
Then crept up behind her to tell her it was time to
Let an important man like me get in her vagina

CHORUS

She's a ghetto ass bitch with some ghetto ass game
In the club where she work and she poppin' that thing
Said the bread keep her fed and the head at the bar
She could never breathe on a nigga dick made 'em come,
Come one! (Come one!) Come all! (Come all!)
Where them hoes like to get buckin' bald
And can't take off they draws
Ain't standin' now nigga naw
I love the way she dance, she look like she fuckin' herself
Shawty do a number just touching herself
Freaky ways she can shake ass for days
Get kinky in sixty-nine different ways
Jump onstage she get paid she goes off
You got enough money she taking the clothes off
Look at that, I tawt I taw a puddy tat
I did, I did
I did taw a puddy tat

CHORUS

She's a tough inner city woman with some tough inner city skills
In the club where she works and she's shaking her hips
The money buys her food and giving men oral sex at the bar
She could give a man an orgasm without even coming close enough to breathe on his penis
Come one! (Come one!) Come all! (Come all!)
Where those women remove all their pubic hair
And can't take off their underwear
She isn't standing now, no sir
I love the way she dances, she looks like she's having sex with herself
That attractive girl performs a dance just touching herself
The super sexy ways she can shake her buttocks for days
And be sexually deviant in sixty-nine different ways
Jump onstage, she gets paid and then she starts dancing
If you have got enough money she will take her clothes off
Look at that, I thought I saw a vagina
I did, I did
I did see a vagina

CHORUS

Bitch move like you got somethin' to prove
Keep runnin' you dick sucka who you gonna lose?
I don't wanna hear 'bout your motherfuckin' blues
I'd rather see your ass clap clap in them shoes
Like
B-am b-am b-am b-am
Wham! wham!
I tawt I taw a puddy tat

Shawty gettin' crunk not gettin' old
Love it when she take it to the floor
Make a booty roll take her clothes off
And she love smokin' weed
And she getting hella freaky on the Ecstasy
Do her dance for me song after song
Shawty won't stop she goin' all night long
Now that's a girl who know what she want and like
She a schoolgirl by day and a stripper by night

CHORUS

Mr. Collipark previously known as DJ Smurf (birth name: Michael Crooms), producer for the Ying Yang Twins.
Who? Reference to Mike Jones' hit album Who is Mike Jones?
dime Because a dime is equal to ten cents and she's a "perfect ten" out of ten points for attractiveness.
Come one! Come all! Double meaning: This call was typically made in the past to attract customers to traveling shows. Come also means to achieve orgasm.
Sixty-nine Position in which both partners give and receive oral sex.
I tawt I taw a puddy-tat Reference to Looney Toons cartoon starring Tweety Bird and Sylvester the cat. Tweety, who often says this in the cartoon series, has a speech impediment--the phrase should be pronounced, "I thought I saw a pussy cat." It is intended as a joke here, because in sexual slang, pussy also means vagina.

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