Spinal Tap
Big Bottom
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Original Translation of Slang

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

The bigger a woman's buttocks, the more enjoyable the sexual intercourse
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper her vagina
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

My girlfriend's vagina fits me perfectly
I'd like to put my penis inside her

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about large buttocks, my girl has them
Her big bottom makes me feel crazy
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights
, yeah

I met her on Monday, that was my lucky day for buttocks
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each soft side of her buttocks day
You know what I mean

My penis is erect and she's close to me
Her vagina is waiting there inside her tights, yes

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

  Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about enormous buttocks, my girl has them
Her big bottom makes me feel crazy
How could I leave this behind?

How could I leave this behind? Double meaning of "behind": How could I leave her and go away/how could I leave her buttocks.

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights/ Big game is waiting there inside her tights Reference to 1977 KISS song Love Gun, which uses the same horrible metaphor. Here, the singer compares his penis to a gun that he is aiming at the wild animal of his girlfriend's vagina. (The KISS lyrics are "No place for hidin’ baby/No place to run/ You pull the trigger of my Love gun.) In case you are unfamiliar with the movie This is Spinal Tap it's a fake documentary from 1982 that parodies big-hair heavy metal 1970s bands--like KISS, among others. Queen also had a hit in 1978 with Fat Bottomed Girls (sample lyrics: "Are you gonna let it all hang out? Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round.")

mud flaps named for the loose pieces of rubber used to protect car/truck tires from mud, this term can also used to describe the vagina. However, this song seems fairly fixated on one body part, so it is more likely an image of her flapping buttocks.

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