| I thought that was
your voice
I thought that was my car
Now we ain't ever met before
But I know who you are
You're living in my house
And I'm living in a tent
And don't laugh, this second job of mine
Is paying both our rents
You're out here buying Happy Meals
And I'm eating rice and pintos
You so much as crack a smile at me, man
I'll come through this here window
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we ain't ever met before we have never met
before
this second job of mine is paying both our rents
Because I pay my ex-wife alimony and you are living with her, I
am supporting you too.
Happy Meal children's meal at
McDonalds
rice and pintos rice and beans
You so much as crack a smile at me, man
I'll come through this here window If you laugh at my unfortunate
situation, I will come through the take-out window where I am working
and beat you.
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CHORUS
Well you took my wife
And you took my kids
And you took that life
That I used to live
My pride, the pool, the boat, my tools, my dreams, the dog, the cat
Yeah I think that's just about everything
Oh I almost forgot
Do you want fries with that? |
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Do you want fries with that? Question typically
asked of customers by fast food employees at restaurants such as Burger
King and McDonalds
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Your ketchup's in the bag
And a check is in the mail
I hope your chicken's raw inside
And I hope your bun is stale
I'm supposed to tell you
"Please come back"
But how 'bout this instead?
I hope you both choke on a pickle
Man, that would tickle me to death
I don't know what you're waiting on
You're holding up the line
Oh man, you ain't got no change coming back
Are you out of your mind?
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a check is in the mail phrase normally used
when no check has been sent
"Please come back" Another required
phrase for fast food employees
'bout about
tickle me to death really make me laugh
waiting on waiting for
You're holding up the line You are making
everyone wait for you
ain't got no don't have any
out of your mind crazy
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