Anger Management

The original quote, with slang

Dr. Rydell: Can you please give me your name Mr. Head, and please don't tell me it's Dick!

What does it mean?

Dr. Rydell: Can you please give me your name Mr. Head, and please don't tell me it's Dick!*

*Dickhead means idiot

The original quote, with slang

Dr. Rydell: I'm going to need you to retard your anger.

Dave: It's retarded. I'm retarded.

What does it mean?

Dr. Rydell: I'm going to need you to slow your anger.

Dave: It's slowed. I'm stupid.

The original quote, with slang

Dr. Rydell: I said over easy! (Dr. Rydell throws his eggs.)...Now why did I do that?

Dave: Because I refused to spoon with you last night?

What does it mean?

Dr. Rydell: I said I wanted my eggs fried on both sides! (Dr. Rydell throws his eggs.)...Now why did I do that?

Dave: Because I didn't want to sleep close to you last night, as if we were two spoons?

The original quote, with slang

Dave: I'm not a homophobe, I'm a pulling-out-my-penis-in-front-of-you-ophobe.

What does it mean?

Dave: I'm not afraid of gay people. I'm afraid of men who show me their penises.

<Back    Index    >