Patches O'Houlihan: You all are about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop.

Patches O'Houlihan: You all are about as useful as a lollipop that tastes like feces.

Patches O'Houlihan: It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob!

Patches O'Houlihan: It's like watching a group of people with extremely low intelligence trying to have sex with a doorknob!

White Goodman: Donde esta la biblioteca?
Peter La Fleur: What?
White Goodman: I'm thinking of opening a new Globo Gym down in Mexico City, so I've been boning up on my Spanish.

White Goodman: Where is the library? (Spanish)
Peter La Fleur: What?
White Goodman: I'm thinking of opening a new Globo Gym down in Mexico City, so I've been studying Spanish intensely.