Harry: Nice set of hooters you got there!
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Harry: The owls! They're beautiful!

Harry: You have a nice pair of hooters*!
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Harry: The owls! They're beautiful!

*double meaning: hooters can mean both owls (from the "hoot" sound they make) and breasts.

Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.

Lloyd: The first time I saw Mary Swanson, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to have sex with her.

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. John Denver's song Rocky Mountain High is nonsense.