Clementine: Look man, I'm telling you right off the bat I'm high maintenance. So I'm not gonna tip-toe around your marriage or whatever it is ya got goin' on there. If you wanna be with me, you're with me.

Clementine: Pay attention: I'm telling you at the very beginning that I require a lot of care and attention in a relationship. So I'm not going to be careful and secretive around your marriage or whatever relationship you are currently involved in. If you want to be with me, you're with me.

Clementine: ...Show me which constellations you know.
Joel: Um...oh...I don't know any.
Clementine: Show me which ones you know!
Joel: Okay...okay—oh! There's Osidius.
Clementine: Where?
Joel: Right there...see? Sort of a swoop and a cross, Osidius the Emphatic.
Clementine: You're full of shit, right?
Joel: Nope. Osidius, right there, swoop and cross.
Clementine: Shut the fuck up!

Clementine: ...Show me which constellations you know.
Joel: Um...oh...I don't know any.
Clementine: Show me which ones you know!
Joel: Okay...okay—oh! There's Osidius.
Clementine: Where?
Joel: Right there...see? Sort of a swoop and a cross, Osidius the Emphatic.
Clementine: You are inventing that, right?
Joel: No. Osidius is right there, a swoop and a cross.
Clementine: Be quiet! You are lying.