Quotes from
Female Trouble
Warning: contains bad words

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Aunt Ida: Queers* are just better. I'd be so proud if you was a fag*.

* both of these are derogatory terms

Aunt Ida: Homosexuals are just better. I'd be so proud if you were a homosexual.

Wink: I'm getting a hard-on! Beauty always gives me a hard-on!
Donna: Point it the other way Wink. You know how I feel about that thing. That thing hanging there like an obscene pickle. Spare me your anatomy.

Wink: I'm getting an erection! Beauty always makes me sexually excited!
Donna: Point your penis the other way Wink. You know how I feel about that thing. That thing hanging there like an obscene pickle. Spare me your anatomy.

Dawn: Is Earl Peterson there? Earl Peterson! This is Dawn Davenport. Dawn Davenport...you made love to me Christmas morning. Well I just called to tell you I'm pregnant and I want money.
Earl: You stole my wallet, you fat bitch!
Dawn: So what if I did? I want money!
Earl: You'll never get any money from me, cow! Just cause you got them big udders don't mean you're somethin' special.
Dawn: Is Earl Peterson there? Earl Peterson! This is Dawn Davenport. Dawn Davenport...we had sex Christmas morning. Well I just called to tell you I'm pregnant and I want money.
Earl: You stole my wallet, you fat hateful woman!
Dawn: So what if I did? I want money!
Earl: You'll never get any money from me, fat woman! Just cause you've got those big breasts, it doesn't mean you're something special.