Gigi: Hey, sorry to bug you again! Uh...quick question.
Alex: What's going on?
Gigi: Okay, I'm making out with this guy, PG stuff. but he mentions he's going out of town so he's gonna be out of touch.
Alex: Run.

Gigi: Hello. I'm sorry to bother you again! I just need to ask you a quick question.
Alex: What is happening?
Gigi: I'm kissing and touching a man, and it's not very sexual yet*, but he mentioned he is going out of town, so he won't be in contact with me.
Alex: Run away from him.

*PG is an American movie rating that means "Parental Guidance Recommended." Such movies have little or no sexuality/violence.

Mary: He MySpaced me.
Nathan: Ouch!
Mary: Oh.
Joshua: Oh girl I don't know about that... My trampy little sister says MySpace is the new booty call.

Mary: He contacted me via the social networking website MySpace.com.
Nathan: How impersonal (literally "painful")!
Mary: Oh.
Joshua: Oh girl, that might not be a bad thing. My promiscuous younger sister says contacting someone on MySpace is now equivalent to the traditional practice of calling someone late at night just to see if they'll meet you to have sex.

Anna: You have an ass that makes me wanna dry hump!
Ben: Did you just say "dry hump"?
Anna: Yup.
Ben: I think I just fell in love.

Anna: Your buttocks are so attractive that they make me want to rub against you with all my clothes on, as if we were having sex.
Ben: Did you just say "dry hump"?
Anna: Yes.
Ben: I think I just fell in love.