Quotes from
Ocean's Eleven
 Warning: contains bad words

The original quote, with slang   What does it mean?
Danny: Thirteen million and you drive this piece of shit cross country to pick me up?
Rusty: Blew it all on the suit.		 Danny: You have thirteen million dollars and you drove this terrible car across the country to pick me up?
Rusty: I wasted all the money on my suit.
Tess: Danny was walking through the restaurant when he spotted me.
Terry: Is that right?
Danny: Yeah, imagine the odds.
Terry: Of all the gin joints in all the world.

Tess: Danny was walking through the restaurant when he saw me.
Terry: Is that right?
Danny: Yes, imagine how unlikely it is that it would happen.
Terry: Of all the gin joints in all the world.*

*Reference to Casablanca, in which Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) sees his old girlfriend walk into his bar with her new husband and says, "Of all the gin joints (bars) in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." In Ocean's Eleven, it's said ironically, because Terry knows Danny didn't meet his ex-wife by accident, but was looking for her.
Rusty: Tell me this is not about screwing the guy that's screwing your wife.
Danny: Ex-wife. 		Rusty: Tell me this is not about taking advantage of the guy that's having sex with your wife.
Danny: She's my ex-wife.
Virgil Malloy: Watch it, bud.
Turk Malloy: Who you calling bud, pal?
Virgil Malloy: Who you calling pal, friend?
Turk Malloy: Who you calling friend, jackass?!
Virgil Malloy: Don't call me a jackass.
Turk Malloy: I just did call you a jackass.		 Virgil Malloy: Be careful, friend.
Turk Malloy: Who are you calling friend, friend?
Virgil Malloy: Who are you calling friend, friend?
Turk Malloy: Who are you calling friend, idiot?!
Virgil Malloy: Don't call me an idiot.
Turk Malloy: I just called you an idiot.
Danny: My wife already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks. Danny: My wife already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for fun.