Sex and the City
The original quote, with slang
Charlotte York: Nobody gets everything they want! Look at you. Look at Miranda. You're good people and you two both got shafted. I'm so happy and...something bad is going to happen.
Carrie Bradshaw: Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done.
What does it mean?
Charlotte York: Nobody gets everything they want! Look at you. Look at Miranda. You're good people and you two both got hurt by people you trusted. I'm so happy and...something bad is going to happen.
Carrie Bradshaw: Sweetie (endearment), you accidentally defecated in your pants this year. I think you have had all the bad luck you are going to have.
The original quote, with slang
Enid Frick: Forty is the last age a woman can be photographed in a wedding dress without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext.
What does it mean?
Enid Frick: Forty is the last age a woman can be photographed in a wedding dress without looking like a freak.*
*Diane Arbus was an American photographer famous for taking strange and uncomfortable pictures of both strange and "normal" people. One of her most famous photos is this one of identical twins, which was disturbing enough to be referenced (consciously or unconsciously) in the horror movie The Shining.
The original quote, with slang
Samantha Jones: The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you.
What does it mean?
Samantha Jones: The good ones take advantage of you, the bad ones advantage of you, and the rest don't know how to please you in bed.
The original quote, with slang
Samantha Jones: I'm sorry. I'm your neighbor and my dog ran up on your dick--deck!
What does it mean?
Samantha Jones: I'm sorry. I'm your neighbor and my dog ran up on your penis--I mean your deck!
