Quotes from
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

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Dr. Evil: As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?

Scott: Because you never kill him when you get the chance, and you're a dope?

Dr. Evil: As you know, every evil plan I've made has been stopped by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?

Scott: Because you never kill him when you get the chance, and you're a stupid person?

Scott: If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something

Dr. Evil: No, no, no.

Scott: If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the toilet or something

Dr. Evil: No, no, no.