Daphne: You're designer, I'm vintage, you've got a mansion and I have a five floor walk up, you're snotty little miss cranky pants and I go with the flow, so why would you think that I'd ever have the same taste in guys?

Daphne: If we were clothing, you would be an expensive designer dress and I would be a second-hand dress from the 1950s or 60s. You've got a mansion and I live on the fifth floor of a building with no elevator. You are a badly behaved girl who is always annoyed and I am relaxed and don't let things bother me. So why would you think that I would be interested in dating the same boys as you?

Glynnis: Oh put a cork in it, Clarissa.
Clarissa: Maybe someone should've put a cork in it seventeen years ago.

Glynnis: Oh stop talking, Clarissa.
Clarissa: Maybe someone should have used birth control seventeen years ago.

Daphne: My evil step sister, you've seen Cinderella, right? Let me clue you in: I win.

Daphne: You are my evil step sister. Have you seen the movie Cinderella? Let me give you the real information: you will lose and I will win.